簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話

時(shí)間：2020-09-28 12:56:05 英語笑話我要投稿

簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話3篇

　　笑話是一種經(jīng)過藝術(shù)加工的語言形式,是藝術(shù)化的語言，笑話是一種藝術(shù)方法，用這種方法造成以笑為藝術(shù)手段的文學(xué)藝術(shù)作品。幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小編整理的'簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀。

簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話3篇

　　簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話1

　　The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

　　簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話2

　　Father's Things

　　When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.

　　Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.

　　One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.

　　Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?"

　　"Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom.

　　"And that shirt's mine too."

　　"Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom.

　　"And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard.

　　"Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"

　　簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話3

　　Saving lives

　　At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

　　"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

　　A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

　　"It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

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