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　　Whose Son Is the Greatest

　　The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."

　　The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."

　　"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.

　　" The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"

　　Notes:

　　(1) priest n.基督教的教士 ;牧師

　　(2) monsignor n.閣下(對(duì)某些天主教教士的尊稱)

　　(3) bishop n.主教(主管一城市或一教區(qū)之教務(wù))

　　(4) Your Excellency 閣下(對(duì)主教的尊稱)

　　(5) cardinal n.(天主教的')紅衣主教(有權(quán)選舉教皇)

　　(6) Your Eminence 對(duì)紅衣主教的尊稱

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F)：

　�、� The four mothers were all proud of their own sons.

　�、� The second mother's son was a great lawyer.

　　③ The third mother said that her son was a high official in the

　�、� The fourth mother was ashamed of her son.

　�、� We can see from the passage that the fourth mother was the cleverest.

　　the answer：

　　誰(shuí)的兒子最偉大

　　四位牧師的母親聚到一起談?wù)撍齻兊膬鹤印?ldquo;我的兒子是個(gè)教士，”第一位母親自豪地說(shuō)道，“他進(jìn)入房間，人們都說(shuō)，‘您好，閣下’。”

　　第二為母親說(shuō)：“我的兒子是位主教。他進(jìn)入房間，人們都稱，‘您好，大人’。”

　　“我的兒子是位紅衣主教，”第三位母親接著說(shuō)，“他走進(jìn)房間，人們都說(shuō)，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人’。”

　　第四位母親略思片刻。“我的兒子身高六英尺十，體重三百磅，”她說(shuō)，“他要是走入房間，人們都說(shuō)‘哦，我的上帝’!”

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