精選搞笑有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
To Buy a Video 買(mǎi)錄像機(jī)
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.
Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!
艾莫斯問(wèn)媽媽他們是否能買(mǎi)一臺(tái)錄像機(jī)。
恐怕我們還買(mǎi)不起，媽媽嘆息著說(shuō)。
可第二天當(dāng)艾莫斯回來(lái)時(shí)，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺(tái)全新的錄像機(jī)。
你究竟是哪兒來(lái)的錢(qián)買(mǎi)這東西?媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說(shuō)。
媽媽?zhuān)@簡(jiǎn)單， 艾曼斯回答。我把電視機(jī)給賣(mài)了!
I want a nightmare 想做壞夢(mèng)
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."
"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.
"Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽?zhuān)易蛱焱砩献隽艘粋�(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我通過(guò)了今天的考試。”
“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛(ài)的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。
“那么，我真希望在今晚的.夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說(shuō)。
I Taught the Teacher 我教老師
Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?
Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.
母親問(wèn)她年幼的兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么?
兒子驕傲地說(shuō)：什么都沒(méi)教，媽媽。她反倒問(wèn)我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。
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