英語(yǔ)笑話 爆笑

　　英語(yǔ)笑話 爆笑一：

　　What are the Two Words?

　　A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter.

　　My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me.

　　I wish you would promise me never to use two words. One is ‘lousy’ and the other is ‘swell’.

　　Would you promise me that?

　　Why, sure, Granny, said the girl.

　　What are the two words?

　　英語(yǔ)笑話 爆笑二：

　　A Girl's Name

　　When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was toomasculine(男性的) . Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you. Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name.

　　英語(yǔ)笑話 爆笑三：

　　Two Pieces of Cake

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

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