英語幽默故事翻譯

　　英語幽默故事翻譯一：

　　Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife." "Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song." "I did." was the answer.

　　一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉(zhuǎn)身對(duì)他旁邊的男士批評(píng)道： “多難聽的嗓音!”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎?” “知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。” “噢，請(qǐng)你原諒。”客人說，“當(dāng)然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實(shí)在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。” “是我。”男士回答道。

　　英語幽默故事翻譯二：

　　A Question Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course?

　　教授：在開始考試之前，還有什么問題嗎? 學(xué)生：考試科目的名稱是什么?

　　英語幽默故事翻譯三：

　　Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?

　　兒子：為什么母雞的腿這么短呢? 父親：你真笨。如果母雞的腿太長，它們下蛋的時(shí)候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了?

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