圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話 2015
圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話 2015一：Nofear
Olly: Your feet are sticking out of the bedclothes.
Stan: I know.
Olly: Well, aren’t they cold?
Stan: Frozen.
Olly: Why don’t you pull them in, then?
Stan: And have those cold things in bed with me? No fear!
圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話 2015二：Watchoutforthemselves
Farmer Jones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, "Watch out for worms."
"When I eat apples," replied the boy, "the worms have to watch out for themselves.
圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話 2015三：Lifeflashingbeforemyeyes
Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I’d ever done came into my mind."
Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."
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